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Bonus: The Punch-Kick-Laser Song

As heard during the highly dramatic moments of our audio adventure, “The Thinking Cap of Smartness,” please enjoy this copy of The Punch-Kick-Laser song. We hope it gets you hyped for the important (and not-important) moments in your life.


Episode 50: Disappearing Dragons

In our special 50th episode, we’re visiting one of the show’s favorite characters: Granamyr, the wisest and coolest of all the dragons in Eternia, who really needs to meet more humans. For example, Granamyr believes He-Man is the wisest of all his people. Due to some Orko hijinks (it was an accident!), He-Man ends up…


Episode 49: Anchors Aloft

Admiral Scurvy here, with his excellent companion, Squall, was the highlight of this week’s episode of She-Ra: Anchors Aloft, which was a two-parter! Oooh. It was filled with high stakes on the high seas, hijinks from hi-ding mice, and mi-hi-ghty questionable ethics from our favorite sea scalawag, the Sea Hawk. Basically, Adora gets captured at…


Episode 48: To Save Skeletor

The drama begins when a Shakespearean dinosaur wrestler named Whiplash stumbles into the palace with news that he and the other evil warriors done a bad thing up at Snake Mountain. We learn that Skeletor and Evil-Lyn drew some up-to-no-good markings on the ground and summoned Sh’Gora, a slavering, one-eyed, be-tentacled space monster with a…


Episode 47: Magicats

Rrrrow! You aren’t allergic to pet dander are you? Well, that’s tough – because you shouldn’t have fallen through a rift in the ground and landed in the secret city of cats! Such is She-Ra’s predicament when the episode begins. After working her way through an underground labyrinth, our hero discovers that Catra has already…


Episode 46: Fisto’s Forest (Lightning Round #6)

Only “a few years ago,” a man named Fisto was “downright evil.” With his mighty iron hand, he felled trees to block the rivers and captured any who defied him with the help of a scrying glass and an enchanted spider. Villagers recoiled as his gravely voice, mad and dripping with reverb, echoed through the…


Episode 45: Of Shadows and Skulls

The only person happier to see Skeletor in this She-Ra episode is old bonehead himself. Much like one of Thin Lizzy’s boys who are back in town, our favorite villain is reveling in his glorious return. And we have Shadow Weaver to thank for his appearance. Still stinging from a harsh rebuke after a failed…


Episode 44: Origin of the Sorceress

In our first episode from Season 2 of “He-Man,” the Sorceress takes He-Man and his new robotic horse on a road trip to Dark Mountain, where they plan to square off against an inter-dimensional sorcerer who looks exactly like Alan Moore. While they wait for Morgoth the Sorcerer to appear, Sorceress regales He-Man with a…


Episode 43: Loo-Kee Lends a Hand

A long time ago, Dennis the Menace invaded The Donna Reed Show. Then Batman joined forces with the Green Hornet. And now … in the great tradition of ill-advised crossovers, Loo-Kee will meet the Masters of the Universe. When Hordak freezes time in the Whispering Woods, Light Hope wastes no time spilling the beans to…


Episode 42: The Witch and the Warrior (Lightning Round #5)

The curse of the assigned lab partners strikes again! In this Dini-penned episode, He-Man and Pals arrive to help Malek – Teela’s formerly obsessive suitor – in his effort to defend the Fountain of Life from Kothos, an evil wizard in the desert city of Aridan. But, during a scuffle, Teela and Evil-Lyn are transported…