Teela as the Sorceress in "Teela's Triumph"
Teela as the Sorceress in "Teela's Triumph"

Episode 66: Teela’s Triumph

OK, here’s my pitch for a new TV show: A woman who runs an empire from her home is MARRIED to her house! We could be talking about the worst sitcom ever created, or the Sorceress in this episode of “He-Man and the Masters of the Universe.”

The Spirit of Grayskull (a floating maroon head) makes a rare appearance this week to council Sorceress and her temporary replacement … Teela! That’s right: After Sorceress is zapped to another dimension by Skeletor, the Spirit summons Teela to sit on the castle throne and “try her best” to marshal the powers of Grayskull against the evil warriors. Her friends are rooting for her, but it’s debatable whether they’re being helpful. Even so, we have a lot of fun seeing Teela use her wits to frustrate Skeletor and his nasty pals. Meanwhile, He-Man and Battle Cat try to rescue Old Sorceress (TM) from another primordial crud-scape dimension, which actually looks a lot like Eternia.

We cover a lot of ground in this one. In addition to the details of this week’s story, we’re talking about prom, color science and garbage disposals. Then we enter our twelfth lightning round! Did someone ask for more of Loo-Kee’s people and a talking slime pig?

Show Notes:

0:00:00 – Episode Start
0:00:28 – Introductions
0:01:04 – Show Setup
0:03:05 – Prom and Circumstance
0:11:55 – A Good Look
0:13:19 – Domestic Grayskull
0:16:11 – Sleeping on the Job
0:18:18 – Crudscape
0:19:10 – “Very Exciting” Developments
0:22:26 – Act Two
0:22:44 – Big Mouth
0:23:41 – Consumerism Detour
0:26:38 – Teela’s First Day
0:28:09 – A Wonderful Plan
0:28:47 – Fashion and Color Science
0:32:25 – Act Three
0:33:32 – Funhouse Grayskull
0:36:43 – On Telling Teela!
0:39:33 – Possible Futures
0:41:07 – Helping He-Man
0:41:46 – Evil-Lyn Admiration
0:42:14 – Debrief with Sorceress
0:43:22 – Ratings

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0:45:43 – Lightning Round #12
0:46:32 – 1: He-Man (“The Secret of Grayskull”)
0:47:48 – 2: He-Man (“No Job Too Small”)
0:49:40 – 3: He-Man (“The Bitter Rose”)
0:50:53 – 4: He-Man (“The Gambler”)
0:52:38 – 5: He-Man (“Orko’s New Friend”)
0:54:13 – 6: He-Man (“Double Trouble”)
0:56:38 – 7: He-Man (“The Eternian Flower”)
0:58:31 – 8: She-Ra (“Return of the General”)
0:59:54 – 9: She-Ra (“A Lesson in Love”)
1:01:20 – 10: She-Ra (“Something Old, Something New”)
1:03:03 – 11: She-Ra (“Loo-Kee’s Sweetie”)

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1:04:57 – Closing Thoughts
1:06:20 – A Brain
1:06:34 – Episode End